Top Five Quotes: True Blood Season 3 Episode 7~Hitting the Ground

This week’s episode was shorter than usual, but it was still filled with some memorable scenes.  Here are today’s:

Top Five Quotes:  True Blood Season  3 Episode  7~Hitting the Ground

5. No More Lorena

Lorena: William, I love you
Sookie: You wouldn’t know love if it kicked you in the fangs! 

Context: Sookie finds Bill nearly dead at the hands of Lorena.  With his last ounce of strength, Bill holds down his maker with a silver chain and urges Sookie to stake her.

Why It Made The List: I think this is the angriest we’ve ever seen Sookie. She spits the line like venom.  Our blood-covered waitress hesitates to kill Lorena, but only until the vampire whispers her undying (pun intended) love for Mr. Compton once more.  Sookie snaps.  How dare this bitch love her man? Plus, the line leads to a pretty incredible blood geyser

Top Five Quotes: True Blood Season 3 Episode 5 ~Trouble

Due to technical problems, I didn’t get a chance to post Top Five Quotes: True Blood Season 3 Episode 4.  Don’t worry.  In time, I’ll make it up to you.  Until then enjoy…

Top Five Quotes:  True Blood Season 3 Episode 5 ~Trouble

5. Russell pays Franklin

Russell: As always, the deposit will go to your trust account
Franklin: But I want cash.
Russell: Last time you had any real money you ended up at the slots in Biloxi, slaughtering a church group of elderly women.
Franklin: They wouldn’t let me have a turn.
Russell: Why are you dragging another girl around?  So sloppy. I’m tired of cleaning up after you.
Franklin: This one is spectacularly different.
Russell: Hmm…
Franklin: She’s such a fucking disaster.  We could be twins.  The attraction is electric.

Context: Franklin gives Russell the file from Bill’s house and they discuss payment, Bill, and Franklin’s issues.

Why It Made The List: This exchange proves what the audience has suspected all along, Franklin is completely unstable.  We know it.  Russell knows it, and Franklin himself knows it. 

Top Five: True Blood’s Most WTF Sex Scenes

Sadly, no new episode this week.  HBO filled the time airing the first three episodes of this season.  So, today we’re going to do something a little bit different.  I bring you…

Top Five:  True Blood’s Most WTF Sex Scenes

Top Five Quotes: True Blood Season 3 Episode 3 ~It Hurts Me Too

So that was a WTF episode. Weird hypnotic vampire sex, weird neck-breaking vampire sex… The action of Episode three stole the show away from the writing, but there were still some good character moments.  What do people have to say in…

Top Five Quotes: True Blood Season 3 Episode 2 ~Beautifully Broken

It’s a good week for True Blood.  The tales of Sookie Stackhouse will continue for a 4th season, summer 2011. President of HBO programming, Michael Lombardo says;

The new season of True Blood is off to a terrific start, as enthusiasm for this unique show continues to build among both subscribers and critics. We’re looking forward to more chills from Alan Ball and his gifted team next year.”

Now onto…

Top Five Quotes: True Blood Season 3 Episode 1 ~Bad Blood

Now for something new on The Nerd Vortex. True Blood Season 3 premiered on Sunday night, and while I could write you a recap  explaining the multiple plot threads (and boy are there a lot), I’m going to let the writers do it themselves.  A television show is only as good as its characters. If this is any indication, True Blood season 3 is off to a good start.  I give you…